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Tuesday, May 30, 2006


today! OH YAY!!!:D QIAO YING JUST CAME BACK FROM TIOMAN. I MISS HER SO MUCH CAN.

yesterday!
this is funny shit.
cherry: CAN YOU COME TO SCHOOL TML AT 8.00?
*i thought it was something important.
me: hahaah clean classroom rite?
cherry: no, tht is after school.
cherry: dun laugh when i tell you the reason.
*okay i was laughing alrdy before she said it.
cherry: bei si and i want to play uno with you. hahahahahahah.
me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
this is cute man. :D

some words i have to say, to make me feel better (:
well, this has to stop. i cannot stand it anymore.
just do whatever you like, i dun bother. like who cares?
i've got nth to say. LIKE YEAH, WHATEVER WE SAY U DUN UNDERSTAND. SO WHAT'S THE POINT?! buck up on your english girl.
heh, i love the life i'm having now. what matter most is being happy and whatever problems faced just solve it with a good solution but not by ***ing. eh. its alright for a day or two. many days? this will affect your studies. AND BY GIVING A FUCKING ATTITUDE IS SO DAMN STUPID AND ANNOYING. go and reflect. okay, if you think i'm talking shit den fine. i respect your decision. like again, who cares. this is your life.

*eh MING EN i send the picture to you through email. BLOGGER GOT PROBLEM AGAIN! zzz




hello ni de milo,
8:11 PM




Sunday, May 28, 2006


saturday
sharon called the few of us to go back to school at 7.55am to sell ice cream.
UNFORTUNATELY. ALL THE ICE CREAM MELTED. some say there's a short circuit? GREAT, but luckily only one tub managed to survive, which is choco mint and it tasted like toothpaste.
we carried all 6 spoilt tubs($96) to the outside school dustbin. i was like cant bear to throw the tubs. so saddening ): and we dirted our school uniforms!
after a while, we came out with a billiant idea! we decided to sell toast.
so sharon fariza shermaine and i went to ntuc to shopppppp!
we shopped for bread, gaya, garlic, cheese, peanut butter,
mango jelly, sushi, something puff(bought by sharon and i, we are the hungry pigs)
went back.
BUSINESS WAS TERRIFIC. meanwhile, we had so much fun together! we invented GARLICandGAYA toast. the taste was superb!
we shared mango jelly among ourselves. eh cherry sharon and i got high as we eat the bottom part of the jelly. we went OMG many times!
ohhhhhhhhhh best part at 12.00! we ate all the food for FREE. i quickly dashed to the freezer and scoop as much ice cream as possible and toasted many small portion of bread and spread with the spread.
delyse came and she ate the ice cream like brushing her teeth. her cheese toast was so coolio. its like pizza! the cheese just kept on dripping. :D
total earned - around $120 i think. eh sry, i have terrible bad memory.
today
went sentosa with nieces and nephews and its raining so heavily! stupid shit weather. so we packed up and went to denise hse.
watched king kong and charlie and the chocolate factory.
king kong is touching and disgusting. yeah. i covered my eyes and hold back my tears. what the. but it's a nice show )':
CCF is such a lame show. irritating drawfs.
okay, my bro bought X-BOX there. played halo 2 :D
den singapore idol.
den got on a car ride.
den i'm typing this.
den i'm going to say good night.
tata.



hello ni de milo,
10:20 PM




Friday, May 26, 2006


oh i ate many scoops of ice cream again. wooOOOohoOOooOo!
it is the last day of the ice cream sale so i have to give all my support. i'm so sweet. yeah i noe everyone agrees :D
class spring cleaning at 10.45am!
just only 1/4 of the class stayed in class to clean.
mopping is damn fun! but kristy kept taking the mop away from me. ):
i carried tons of books. who the fuck leave so many books in the cup-beard. want me die is it.
okay, we were super busy. dust and dirt were flying everywhere. scripts of papers were flattering aimlessly about its surfaces. eh! not bad not bad. it's so compo-like writing man. heh.

after school, yee siew, michel and i went to ntuc to BUY KING'S ICE CREAM.
ONE TUB COSTS 2.45 DOLLARS NIA. SUPER CHEAP. bought raspberry ripple flavour! ice ice ice! cream cream cream. just scream! go high-per! woooooo.

i think i'm mad today. the CSS- renfred and theresa came to my school. before cherry and bei si finish their sentence(what if zhiyang coming), i started WOOHUUU-ing X100 and when yee siew and michel asked the same sentence, i screamed my lungs out in the bustop. HAHAHA.
siaooo.

oh yeah! when we were on the bus, it was so jerky and fish! i lose my balance and my freaking butt landed onto a guy's lap. eh the way i fall is super shit embarrassing. the guy is hot i swear. age arnd 18 i guess. damn, why i didnt alight the same stop as him ):

okay. 4.00 soon! maple with super cool friends! byeeee birdy.



hello ni de milo,
3:19 PM




Thursday, May 25, 2006


went to citylink and marina square with faith, delyse, shalyn and sheryl to SHOP SHOP SHOP! :D
eh, met some people we dun want to see. ):
they are not my enemy but its just that i feel weird seeing schoolmates arnd.
there's this part. super hilarious!
the four of us were hanging inside the changing room when suddenly shalyn saw them and there was a chaos. we ran madly into the cabins to hide for like hahaha 30 mins?
i heard one of them said ''let me press ur boobs'' HAHHAHA DUMMY FUNNY! to kill boredom, faith and i took this opportunity to take photoshots!
after that, met delyse and lunched at swensens. :D
salmon baked rice!
okay guess what we did next.
hahaha! our favourite hobby, PRANK CALL! wooOOOooOOo!
talked to BANANA guy. the conversation with him was damn horny!
shopped shops: surfbabe, topshop, zara, dorothy. ohman! we missed out mango ):

delyse left.):
okay, its sounds like she's leaving the world.
ahahah! choy! okay, she left for church.
so the four of us headed down town.
went topshop again. i think marina square brunch has more variety of clothes than wisma, zzzz.
den, shalyn and sheryl left ):

KINOKUNIYA next!
bought sharon's presents. her birthday was last year okay, not late what.
TAKASHIMAYA next!
i bought 30 dollars vouchers but didnt use ): nth to buy ):
our legs got tired and we went to verneza for ICE CREAM :D
faith and i started gossiping. hahahah! cool.
guess where we go after that?

HAHAHA HOME! HOME SWEET HOME.
thanks you girls for saying i'm hot.
i will consider about it.

*upload pictures tml! i'm lazy to the maxi.



hello ni de milo,
7:34 PM




Wednesday, May 24, 2006


bloody b****!
stop copying people's way of typing. its annoying.
please have your own sense of originality i beg you.
your actions are dummy fakey. EEEyerr.
you are an attention seeker! ahaaha! go and die.

faith and shalyn also noticed about this.
wah, i'm not the only one.
:D



hello ni de milo,
10:54 PM






GET WELL SOON YOKEWAN!
school after exams is drop-dead BORING i must say.
we got this CIP project to do.
we need to come out with some business to earn money to help the people in some foreign country.
so we came out with ice cream sale. NOT BAD okays. we earned like $400+ for the first day.
yokewan and i got addicted that we ate bout 3-4 scoops! :D
there's sure be more scoops on friday! hahah! greedy pigs are we?

yesterday ruilin's wedding.
I WAS LATE larr. i missed the ceremony. ):
i missed the 'yes i do' part. sad. ):
okay here's a group picture!
click it!




















i DETEST this guy a lot.
he's bloody unreasonable and irritating. wth.
he scolded me bitch everywhere.
still, he loot my hat and pants.
he said he will return if i give him money and stuff.
wah lau.

MING EN! faster online and lets go ludibrium together! (:
yay.



hello ni de milo,
3:13 PM




Saturday, May 20, 2006


OMG! i'm in love.
with this actor. MIKE HE JUN XIANG!
HE IS CHILILILY HOTTTTT! hot hot hot to the max.
and his smile is a killer! hahah!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

his show is damn nice can! along with ranie yang.
called ER MOI ZAI SHEN BIAN(devil beside you)
THANKS to MING EN! (:
i watched the whole drama within er 2-3 days. i watched till 1.30am this morning. not bad what. i'm addicted.
I'M LOVING IT. love love love.
both the leads are super cute and are so CAMPATIBLE even in real life!
wahh! I'M JEALOUS):

FELICIA! JIANG MONG is more SHUAI than YUAN YI okay.
he is an apple of my eye. ehhhh is it correct? HAHAHA! eee sounds so bushy mushy.
no choice, who ask him to be so hot.

okays off to do what i'm going to do now which i dunno what it is. hahah. byybyy!



hello ni de milo,
9:28 PM




Tuesday, May 16, 2006


WAH! MAMA BIRDY GAVE BIRTH TO BABY BIRDY. SUPER CUTE!
eh i will upload the picture on other day. heh. the same reason.
I'M A LAZYPIGPERSON.

k-box yesterday was siao! we were VERY MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. LIKE REAL MADDDDDDDDDDD. u noe MADDDDDDDD, as in crazy, deranged, lunatic, crack-brained.xxxx
super the coolio. we sang 60 over songs. :D
like wow! not bad what.
we got high and danced around. see us groove to the beat. yeah baby. swing with me~
ohhhh! and THE CHEENA CONVERSATION WE MADE WAS FUNNY SHIT.
one was ''shui shou de liao ni ER~''. the accent was so CHINA.
too bad they dun give me permission to upload the conversatn here.
after that we went to tongtong the machines.
my luck was not very good. hah!

eh today was a boring day. i was practically playing counterstrike the whole afternoon. and teevee of course.
okay. dont want type alrdy, i'm falling asleep):
if you want to read more, well read my previous post again. super the long, can use it for bedtime story.



hello ni de milo,
6:11 PM




Sunday, May 14, 2006


VANNY!
(long reply manz, you gonna love me to heaven)
yes yes yes. i miss those times dummy much. BAYSHORE is like our home(:
''we the citizens of bayshore. pledge ourself as one crazy monkey. regardless of shit, pi sai and more pi sai, we build a nonsensical society... blah blah..''
;where's our funny action we always did in the water? SUMERSOT my favourite! HAHAHA oh, i remember we played tootootrain and treasurehunt in the deep pool but both you and vonne were too short so i had to piggybacked both of you. wah, VIVYANtheGREAT and theTALL!:D
aiya i miss those stupid lame games and the prizes won also stupid and lame one like PENCIL RULER ERASER. i noe we snatched over prizes. bullshit, why were we so childish eh? oh, we were kids at that time what. silly!
i like best is the GREEN and RED light game. it's so retarded can. we did many spastic faces when the light is RED. and the tracficpolice? or is it called monkey? who did funny actions to make us laugh so when we moved, we lose.
WAH KAO we were already so spastic then, WHAT ABOUT NOW? i think we are qualified to go to woodbridge hospital. :D


okay. mothers' day today. as usual, the US held a mini party at bayshore!:D

timeline (heh, edited from vanny's blog. i lazy what)
1st hour: boring boring boring super duper boring so damn boring digging nose and dunno what to do and our butts were like oven already.

2nd hour: denise, samantha and me decided to rollerblade around. FUN! denise taught me some stunts:D

3rd hour: eh. den the rollerbladers changed shift so vonne and i went to chat with the boys. some stewpid topics. boyfriend girlfriend. zzz

4/5th hour: we girls went to the playground and played catching. HAHHA i feel like a kid!:D okay vanny said this:''i love squeezing in a corner when the catcher try to reach for us.(the tong catching style)'' eh, she got deprived childhood ah. and there's this irritating little boy, kept disturbing us. the spring thing was damn funny. HHAHA!
okay then we pang sei him and went to the other playground and saw aaron, jun and denise together going to the carpark so we went to spied on them. COOLIOxzxz! everytime they turn. we quickly hide in a corner or squart down. its like real secret agents but without gadgets of course. it was so damn quiet in the carpark. SUPER CREEPY! we followed them down until basement 1 and we lost them. everytime a car zoom past we take the oppurtunity to run so our footsteps won't be heard and after that we had to walk so so so carefully. we went down to basement 2 and searched every corner. We continued our secret agent spy but still can't find them. so we went up. then we went to the playground. HAHAHAH AND THEY WERE THERE!

6th hour: eh the sky was pretty dark as we crowded around one small compartment and started to tell creepy things. perfect place for ghost stories. oh man, im so freaking scared now, eek! i think something is behind me. BYEE ):




hello ni de milo,
10:27 PM




Monday, May 08, 2006


history was boring like shit.
i was super tired; and nearly doze off,
so i went to sweep the floor.
eh but eyes were still half close.
then i went to clear the bin.
but not smelly enough to wake me up.
AND SO I WENT TO WASH THE TOILET.
AN I WAS SUPER AWAKE LIKE AN OWL.
:D

countdownUP, 22 tags. lazy to reply as usual,



hello ni de milo,
11:15 PM




Saturday, May 06, 2006



*extracted from vanessa's blog. (she typed all in caps. IS SHE MAD?)

the conversation is dummy FUNNY! :D
/edited.
VIVYAN: GOT THIS HUGE BIRD'S NEST LAH IN MY KITCHEN.
VANNY: HUH! THEN THAT MEANS YOUR KITCHEN MUST HAVE A LOT OF BIRD SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE LAH!
VIVYAN: DON'T HAVExzxz!
VANNY: THEN WHERE THEY SHIT?!?!

VIVYAN AND VANNY:
TOILET BOWL!!!
VIVYAN AND VANNY:
O.O
VIVYAN AND VANNY:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

then vanessa got bored and sang stupid songs.

VANNY: CHAO SAO PAU...LALALA...CHAO SAO PAU...
VIVYAN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VANNY: ZING TIAN...BU HUI JIA AH...NENENENE....

(OUT OF TUNE)
VIVYAN: HAHA! ZING TIANNNNNN! BU HUI..... JIA!!!!!!!
(TOTALLY SCREAMIN)

VIVYAN:
EH! STILL GOT WHAT AH?
VANNY:
hey! still got what?!
VIVYAN AND VANNY:
O.O
VANNY AND VIVYAN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(FOR 5 MINS)

*we thought for some moment:
and then...

VANNY AND VIVYAN:
WO AI DE NI AH WO AI DE NI~
VANNY AND VIVYAN:
O.O
VANNY AND VIVYAN:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(FOR 5 MINS)
not bad what, we are so fatedzxz? and we got some stomach crump. HA:D
*extracted;
HOHOHO! YEPS AND WE GOT REAL BORED AND WE SANG HIGH LALALAs AND GOT REALLY HIGH, TRUST ME, WITH SCREEHES AT THE END OF COZ.AFTER 2 HOURS, SHE CALLED ME AGAIN AND WE TALKED ABOUT THE FUNNY PHONE CALL. VIVYAN IS LIKE DORY THE FISH! SHE HAS VERY VERY AND I MEAN VERY POOR MEMORY.
/edited.
VIVYAN: JUST NOW VERY FUNNY, 1ST ONE IS TOILET BOWL. THEN..then..2ND ONE IS WHAT AH.
VANNY: YEAH. STILL GOT WHAT.
VIYAN: AH WHAT LAH.
VANNY: STILL GOT WHAT LAH. THE SECOND ONE IS STILL GOT WHAT.
VIVYAN: YEAH LAH WHAT LAH?
VANNY: I TOLD YOU ALREADY! THE SECOND ONE IS WHEN WE SAID 'STILL-GOT-WHAT' TOGETHER!
VIVYAN: OH! CHEYYYYY. I THOUGHT YOU ASKING ME STILL GOT WHAT.


VANNY:
-______________________________________-



hello ni de milo,
4:59 PM




Tuesday, May 02, 2006


last post;
EXAMS ARE NEAR and i have to start studying though i'm not the studying type of person but i dun want to flunk my exams okay.
i only got 6 days to prepare for 6 subjects. not little time what. zzzz
wish me all the best.
and i'll wish you too.
:D


*updated moy-exams aims.



hello ni de milo,
6:40 PM




Monday, May 01, 2006





my hse got birdnest AGAIN! this time the nest is in my room balcony.
well, i am very welcome to these tenants, i don't mind having them to sing to me everyday. what a joy! :D
yesterday my tuition teacher told my mum that it can attract worms and ants so uh huh, my mum cut it off. AND U NOE WHAT, the bird couple got super pissed and fly in to my room and and and SCOLD ME! @^$#%^@*%#& zzz.
bloody hell! THIS IS YOUR HOUSE OR MY HOUSE U SMALL KUKUBIRDS! and you dare to scold me. i pox you then you know.
okay at the meantime, another birdy couple is enjoying their lives at the kitchen. what a pig deal. i smash your kuku eggs then you know. zzz.

TAGS REPLY(:
HYONA- okay lorh. you put the 'CLICK OK IF YOU ARE UGLY' in your blog.
VaNnY- HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I KNOW YOU LOVE SHIT A LOT! eat mine, you want? :D
rosezeyun- heh! hi5! do you collect them? oO
TABLE-KEPPER- yup! GOD will be on our side. so no worries! concentrate on your studies. iLOVEyou (((((:
YOKEWAN- cheer up okays! iLOVEyou!
zm- hahah actually the fight is between you and hyona larr! i'm the judge! :D



hello ni de milo,
9:13 AM